Pardon My Patriotism T-Shirt
Because subtlety is for communists.

Introducing the most American piece of fabric you can legally wear without spontaneously having bald eagles circling overhead. This isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s a declaration of independence from bland, boring, politically correct fashion. “Pardon My Patriotism” - it’s like a battle cry that smells faintly of gunpowder and backyard barbecue.

Printed loud and proud on the front—because if you’re going to say it, say it loud and make it big. This unisex masterpiece isn’t here to blend in at your local farmer’s market tofu stand. It’s here to turn heads at family cookouts, tailgates, and any American holiday that ends with fireworks, meat, or Toby Keith.

Made with high-quality, butter-soft fabric that feels like freedom and fits like the Constitution—relaxed, durable, and never afraid to speak its mind. Whether you're saluting the flag, crushing a cold one, or just trying to survive another awkward family dinner with your vegan cousin, this shirt has your back... literally.

Gift it to a friend. Wear it yourself. Just be warned: you might get mistaken for someone who reads the Bill of Rights for fun.

Pardon My Patriotism.
Because if they’re offended, it’s working.