Patriotic Pumpkin T-Shirt | Because Halloween doesn’t have to just be spooky—it can be straight-up American. Meet the most star-spangled jack-o’-lantern ever carved: rocking an Uncle Sam top hat, flanked by Old Glory, and surrounded by bats that probably bleed red, white, and blue. This isn’t just a Halloween shirt—it’s a monster mash-up of patriotism and pure freedom.

Printed front with a design that screams louder than a chainsaw in a haunted cornfield, this shirt lets everyone know you celebrate October 31st the American way: with fireworks, candy, and possibly a shotgun blast or two at a pumpkin target. Forget the cutesy costumes—this unisex legend is tough enough for a hayride, soft enough for an all-night candy binge, and bold enough to make even Dracula stand for the National Anthem.

The fabric? Softer than Grandma’s apple pie but sturdy enough to survive a bar fight with a werewolf. The fit? Relaxed, durable, and unapologetic—like freedom should be. Whether you’re handing out candy, raising hell at a Halloween party, or just trying to scare off your neighbor’s socialist lawn decorations, this shirt has your six.

Gift it, wear it, own it. Just don’t be surprised if your jack-o’-lantern glows a little brighter when you put it on.

Available only in black—because freedom doesn’t stain, but barbecue sauce, beer, and pumpkin guts sure as hell do.

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Pardon My Patriotism.
Because even on Halloween, freedom isn’t afraid of the dark.